I can’t believe I’m 40. I want to go back to eating Little Debbie Swiss Rolls, Big Wheels with handbrakes and the shirtless summer days when you’re only responsibility in life was to be home before the street lights come on. I’m 40 though. The 10 year old me would not be impressed. I’m married with four daughters. Four! And it gets worse… I’m a teacher, not even an astronaut or NFL football player.